The weirdest Grindr request

It’s kind of crazy how the internet gives people more confidence.

Like, for instance, in this screenshot from Grindr.

I really don’t think somebody could ask that in real life, unless they had like some sort of social disorder. I mean, it’s like am I supposed to say ‘Oh yeah! I let random dudes off the internet to pimp me out like all the time! And, the best part is: I DON’T GET PAID! YAY!’?

Um, that answer is definitely ‘No’, unless I’m an outrageously deviant, uninhibited skank, when I sleepwalk.

And, just so you know, I for sure don’t sleepwalk.

The thing that really gets me is the ‘(For free)’ part. I don’t know if my profile picture (posted below) just screams ‘Cheap slut’, but it obviously does to this guy.

So, apparently, I’m just supposed to let this guy choose whoever he deems to be a ‘Top stud’, let them screw me, and the cherry on top is that I work for free.

Honestly, I could pimp myself out for free, AND get to choose who I let in between my cheeks.

Or, I could even abandon all of my values, and start charging $400 an inch.

Like, I don’t really need someone else to be selecting my f*cks for me, is my point. I found it kind of insulting, too. My profile isn’t the least bit provocative. It’s not like my profile pic is my splayed butthole, and my bio is shouting out ‘Fck my boipussy’.

Nope, I happen to have probably one of the most normal profiles on all of Grindr. Like, I’m not sending off any vibes that would make this guy’s message okay to send.

Literally: it’s just a picture of me looking at the camera.

CLOTHED.

Yet, he still had the nerve to ask me something like that. I’m sure if I’d ever have met this dude in person, that he’d have been, at least, somewhat of a gentleman, and not have the balls to ask that.

But, this just goes to show, the internet gives people a mask, so they can feel okay being complete a-holes to anyone they want.

Just like whoever this dbag is.

dbag!

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